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17

Apr

ivettehomestuck:

hudmelberrysonnyc:

corkiri:

ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully

play this video but mute it

and then

open this one up but DO NOT have it muted

then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before

#I REGRET DOING THAT

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

16

Apr

legfruit:

tips for future college kids!!

- i dont have any
- none of us know what we’re doing
- make rich friends

soloses:

the a in lgbtqa should stand for allies, they deserve the recognition for defeating the axis powers and winning world war 2

feathersassemble:

the-worst-url:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

two kinds of people

image

(Source: narcotic)

pedropoppens:

whoa what is this

(Source: medakamonogatari)

ckeichan:

I enjoyed the new Captain America movie quite a bit. But I knew its soundtrack was missing something.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

(Source: rubitrightintomyeyes)

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

stereolimit:

the vocaloid fandom is so nice though like they get this possible huge influx of new people and instead of going “ugh newbies they’re gonna ruin it for the rest of us” they’re like “HERE!! LET US TEACH YOU WHAT VOCALOID IS! THIS IS MIKU!! ISN’T SHE CUTE?? THIS IS WHAT VOCALOID IS FRIEND! COME JOIN US!!”

cubstearns:

chakrabot:

vastderp:

rainbowbarnacle:

aprilwitching:

erotica written by an alien pretending not to be horrified by the human body

"some sort of gel emerged"

AHAHAHA OH WOW


“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

MY GOD

pure fucking comedy gold omfg

“Everything was just a mess.”

THIS IS THE BEST THING I AM CRYING