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Sep

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty)

I helped make everything on this plate n it tastes gooood

I helped make everything on this plate n it tastes gooood

australiansanta:

some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc

(Source: hatakai)

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

curlyawesomeness:

jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

hallowkorg:

happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

the first three words you see are what you want in life

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

euroarab:

i blog as fast as possible for a short time then i vanish